Subtitles by DramaFever
[Episode 03]
Thank you for making all these for us.
So...you gave me the tuxedo
so I can act as your waiter?
Sure.
Today is the 14th of a month in 2017.
I, Ah-Zhai, an Aquarius, blood type AB
have just experienced the most severe punishment of my life.
Don't touch me please!
Leave me alone!
[I don't care]
I don't care
the scene is so perfect.
I don't care
don't have a head full of bees.
The atmosphere of three
is a short-lived beauty.
Your love to me
will become suffering.
Wrong or right
hurt come without warning.
Yes or no
refused without further ado.
It's okay if I don't deserve it.
I'm too lowly.
I set myself free
but I cannot let you go.
Suffer the cold wind.
The chill wind roaring.
Certainly, I love you
but I can do nothing.
Who loves whom?
Who's my love?
Who can comfort me this time?
My dream has shattered.
Stop!
How dare you do this in front of me!
Even as a nerd, I still have dignity.
You!
You, it's you!
- You're not allowed to kiss her. - Why?
Because...
Becau...
Am I not the one that you love?
How can you kiss her?
Right.
Nothing, it's nothing.
You!
Follow me.
It's okay.
Wait a minute.
You two are playing a trick on me together, right?
Playing the badger game together? Huh?
Think I'm silly, rich and gullible? Right?
LUV robot?
Become your master after binding?
A robot can bind with a robot? You two must have colluded!
I've spend all my savings.
But you two end up being together.
You two are bound to each other. You two are having a candlelit dinner.
After all these things, I'm still a single dog.
Do I own you? Huh?
Tell me! You did it on purpose, didn't you?
She is bound to you. What about me?
You still have me.
Why do I want you?
To chop wood?
You are not a robot.
You're a "ro-bother"!
Listen, just you wait!
Stay here! Right here!
I'll get my backup and kick your ass!
Lucky you.
Adam?
Are you ready?
When will you kiss me?
Wait a minute.
Ah Zhai and I are still talking.
Is it true that I can order you to do anything?
Yes.
Fine.
Get out right now.
From now on, I don't want to see you any more.
This is my command for you, as your master.
Are you sure?
Sure.
Definitely!
Absolutely!
All right.
You said that you don't want to see me any more.
But I don't know where you will go.
So, it's best for you to give me specific coordinates.
Just go to the woods behind the school!
I will never ever go there!
Okay.
Adam, Adam!
Where are you going?
Ah-Zhai ordered me to go somewhere that he won't go.
He is my master, so I must obey his command.
Stop right there!
I don't care if you're from ancient times, the future or any other planets.
Anyway. It's my business!
Besides, I've spent all my savings
but I get nothing now!
So, it's necessary to let you know the whole story.
Firstly
I bought Adam.
He is bound to me.
He believes I'm the one and wants to be together with me.
Right?
But I'm straight. It's impossible for me to be a couple with him!
Likewise
I bought you, so you should fall in love with me.
Why did you believe that he's your Mr. Right?
Ah-Zhai, your analysis is not comprehensive.
You're right.
We're commodities.
But commodities have both value and value in use.
Just like your father has bought this house for you.
He made you the owner.
You have the value of this house
but if you rent this house to others
then he or she has got its value in use.
Likewise, you bought me
so you own my value.
But I'm bound to Adam so Adam owns my value in use.
You may regard it as that you've rented me to Adam.
Right?
I have to say
it sounds reasonable.
What value?
Who cares the value in use?
Who would rent out his girlfriend?
It's not a blow-up doll.
Ah-Zhai, you're a nice boy.
Don't do this.
Don't refuse my so early.
Ah-Zhai, as the robots, we have a strong sense of service.
As long as the gifts are from a human we'll only say we like it.
But Adam is the one I'm bounded with.
I really can't fall in love with you.
Besides, those photos in my room are of Pei Ni, right?
Those bow knots, pink laces are all the things that you want to give her.
Right?
As a robot sleeping on a water bed
I'm worried all the time.
I don't want a creepage.
Robots are really scared of water!
So, Ah-Zhai, it's impossible between us.
Once we are bound to our masters it cannot be changed.
Hey.
Remember the flight ticket fare? When will you give it back to me?
Wang Fu Gui, I want to tell you something.
Go on.
I have a friend
he bought two LUV robots.
The one that can be your lover.
The boy is called Adam and the girl is called Eve.
But he accidentally bound Adam to himself
and Eve is bound to Adam.
But in the very beginning
he just want to buy an Eve.
And?
And he really loves Eve
but Eve is in love with Adam.
As soon as he got angry, he drove Adam away.
What should he do?
What?
Are you watching a Japanese drama or a Korean drama?
It's not a drama, it's real.
Fine.
What do you mean by "fine"?
It was a question.
Actually, this may be a question of love.
Are you sure I'm the one to turn to for help?
Emm... you're right.
Let's talk about the "20,000 yuan".
Why are you still standing there?
I'm waiting for Adam.
I'm worry he'll have an outage.
He won't be able to come back.
Outage?
Based on several recent robberies in our city
it's recommended to stay indoors at night.
Stay alert against anything suspicious.
Pay attention to your safety.
What to do? What to do?
What if Adam runs out of battery and get hijacked by scoundrels?
What should we do?
I hate you.
It's impossible.
For a strong man like him
it's impossible to be threatened.
[Please stay indoors at night for your safety.]
What should we do?
It's pouring outside.
Robots are not water-resistant.
Once water gets in, we'll have nothing but a short circuit.
Is there anything we can do?
He'll be all right.
All right.
I'll go then.
Are you out of your mind?
Eve!
You'll have a short circuit as well once you are out.
Are you so eager to commit suicide?
What about Adam?
What about him?
I don't care!
I only care about you.
See?
Just go.
That's your death sentence.
You don't want him.
Then why did you buy him?
Adam...
He's not the one I want.
It's a mistake.
I regret it.
I just don't want him anymore.
It may not be a big deal for you.
But you are the one who bought him.
Even though you don't like him
he shouldn't be deserted.
That's too irresponsible.
I always thought Ah-Zhai is kind warmhearted and responsible.
I'm so disappointed with you.
I only want to be with Adam.
Wherever he goes, I go.
Eve!
Go back indoors!
No.
I'll go find Adam. Wherever he goes, I go.
All right.
Just go back home
I'll find him.
Okay?
Really?
Yeah. I promise.
Just go back.
Thank you.
Keep the door shut.
Adam.
Adam!
Where are you?
Adam!
I promise I won't drive you away anymore!
Come home with me.
Let's go home together.
Don't disappear anymore. Please!
Adam!
Would you please come out, Adam?
Adam!
Don't hide from me!
Who is it?
Just guess.
Is this the well-known blindfold?
When people close their eyes
they can feel purer emotions
and will open their hearts more easily.
Take your hands off me now!
You've said that you don't want to see me anymore.
If I take my hands off you, you'll see me.
St-stop!
All right. I give up.
Come home with me, okay?
You're already soaked.
Are you stupid? What if you die?
Why didn't find shelter from the rain?
Hurry up, go home with me.
If you have a short circuit, I cannot drag you home.
Come on!
Hold it.
I... I solemnly declare one more time
if it was not Eve who begged me to find you
I wouldn't have come here at all.
That's all.
Why are you so close to me?
Keep your distance!
Further!
Okay, like this!
You should keep five steps away from me at all times!
I don't know what else you can do except being cool.
Please!
Could you please don't be like this every day?
Control yourself, okay?
You may think it's very sweet but for me, it's disgusting!
I'm sorry. I can't control myself.
The program has set me as the boyfriend of my owner.
then I need to live with her according to the program.
Let me tell you one more time
I'm not a girl.
Oh? Really?
That's a bit tricky.
Why is it tricky?
The program determines my recognition.
It told me that you're a true girl.
Fine!
I'll try to control myself.
You just drive me crazy!
Adam.
It's not suitable.
Hey...
Adam!
Are you still in one piece?
Adam, are you all right?
I'm fine.
I'm a more updated version than you.
My skin is more water-resistant than yours.
Raindrops can't do much harm to me.
That's cool!
It turns out, you are a more durable robot than me.
I thought we are alike.
I'll get a short circuit when I'm rained on.
Look.
Adam, is there anything I don't know about you?
Just tell me.
Then I won't worry for nothing.
The biggest difference between us is that I have an emotion module.
As I spend more time with my master
I can modify my personality according to my master's emotions and character.
Just like a system update.
So there's no similar module for me?
No.
You are the original LUV robot, which means your data is default.
All the emotions and reactions are default as well.
Besides, you have no feelings.
Then Adam
will you still love me after knowing all this?
Are you two drama queen and king?
Don't you feel ashamed?
What's the big deal with the emotion module?
Eve, I like you the way you are.
You are principled.
You hold on to your love.
Just stick to your own style.
I'll remain committed to Adam!
Never mind.
By the way, may I ask you a question?
What's the arrangement of the rooms for us tonight?
Actually I...
- I'd love to... - Let's share a room.
Shut up!
Back to your warehouse!
Warehouse? Unacceptable!
He can't charge there.
How about sharing my bed with Adam?
Don't even think about it!
What don't you share your bed with me?
No!
I'd rather sleep alone.
You can decide among yourselves.
Adam, promise me, don't go to the warehouse.
Good night.
I don't care.
But I do!
All right.
See you.
I'll sleep in the warehouse.
Good night.
Ba Yi!
Let's go.
Let's share the warehouse.
Good night!
Good night.
Sit.
[Electricity Meter]
Ba Yi.
I'm like a candle, right?
Why am I always sacrificing myself for others?
I bought two LUV robots.
Wishing that I could have a sweet and happy life.
But now?
We share this crowded warehouse.
My girlfriend is in love with someone else.
I have to take care of my rival in love.
Why can't everything go on like it's supposed to be?
Is it that I'm not sincere enough?
Or is it because the screenwriter doesn't like me?
Could you say something to comfort me?
Good dog.
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